i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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