somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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