Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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