I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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