are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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