somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
