Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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