Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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