That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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