I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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