Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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