So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You took a bar mat shot.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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