People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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