Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
