ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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