either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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