It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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