Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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