I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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