I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i think i have herpe
just one?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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