he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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