I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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