i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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