Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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