Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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