I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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