How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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