around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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