Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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