ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
