Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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