how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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