Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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