brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
foreskin is a definite game changer
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
A+ Viking dick
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
