Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
please don't ironically join a cult
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