I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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