Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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