a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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