I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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