Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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