i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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