We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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