Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
