I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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