i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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