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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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