Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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