i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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