you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
ok first of all what the fuck
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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