that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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